* Say, "good grief, what's all this about? Must be an accident."
* Put soothing music in CD player, and settle in for the long haul.
* Hand out snacks.
* Initiate lively educational discussion.
* Argue for 15 minutes about what CD to play, because the one I chose is "lame".
* Spill Quaker Oats on jammies.
* Accuse sibling of hiding pencils on other side of car.
* Climb through car to thwack sibling with lunchbox.
* Remind all children of the importance of seatbelt safety.
* Remind mother that we are doing zero mph. "oh, unsafe speeds Mum! SLOW DOWN while I re-fasten my seatbelt!"
* Explain how automatic wiping works.
* Threaten to put children out on highway.
* Wish we were all back in bed.
* Suggest revising times tables.
* Admire Cheerio sculpture.
* Decide to skip school and work, kidnap Debs and the kids, call Sharon, and all go to Mayaro for the rest of the week. YAY!
* Put soothing music in CD player, and settle in for the long haul.
* Hand out snacks.
* Initiate lively educational discussion.
* Argue for 15 minutes about what CD to play, because the one I chose is "lame".
* Spill Quaker Oats on jammies.
* Accuse sibling of hiding pencils on other side of car.
* Climb through car to thwack sibling with lunchbox.
* Remind all children of the importance of seatbelt safety.
* Remind mother that we are doing zero mph. "oh, unsafe speeds Mum! SLOW DOWN while I re-fasten my seatbelt!"
* Explain how automatic wiping works.
* Threaten to put children out on highway.
* Wish we were all back in bed.
* Suggest revising times tables.
* Admire Cheerio sculpture.
* Decide to skip school and work, kidnap Debs and the kids, call Sharon, and all go to Mayaro for the rest of the week. YAY!
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So, either your kids are really smart, or I'm just a kid at heart. Maybe a little of both?
Thanks for stopping by my blog! ;o)
(love Sharon - stuck in dismal office and yearning for the ocean and lots of tea and scabble!)
ARE YOU CRAZY? WACKY, perhaps?
We never did find that snake, ya know. I am NOT looking there. (see post "snakes in a car"... I can't do that linky thing with the blackberry. And I am blonde.)